Some of the quotes that were part of my official signature at some point of time or other:
~ I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.
~ My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
~ I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
~ Warning: Deadlines in calendar are closer than they appear.
~ Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
~ Whenever I find the key to success, someone comes and changes the lock.
~ The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend as to find a friend worth dying for.
~ How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
~ I only work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
~ If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
~ I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
~ 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
~ When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
~ To err is coder. To conceal it is supercoder.
~ When there's a will, I want to be in it.
~ I'm on a See Food diet, whenever I see food I start eating.
~ Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
~ No one is perfect. Apart from google ofcourse.
~ My income seems to be the only thing I can't live without or within.
~ A day without sunshine is like night.
~ If at first you don't succeed, coding is right for you.
~ Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code.
~ If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
~ Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
~ Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going?
~ The three most dangerous things are a programmer with a soldering iron, a manager who codes, and a user who gets ideas.
~ I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
~ A girl can be poor in history but great on dates!
~ When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
~ Me n my girlfriend have similar taste; she finds chocolates sweet n so do I.
~ Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
~ All generalizations are false, including this one.
~ I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
~ Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
~ Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
~ Sometimes I wish life had subtitles!
~ Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!
~ The best things in life aren't things.
~ Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
~ Some goals are so worthy, it's glorious even to fail.
~ I disclaim my disclaimer!
