Quotes!

Some of the quotes that were part of my official signature at some point of time or other:

~ I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.

~ My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

~ I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

~ Warning: Deadlines in calendar are closer than they appear.

~ Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

~ Whenever I find the key to success, someone comes and changes the lock.

~ The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend as to find a friend worth dying for.

~ How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

~ I only work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

~ If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

~ I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

~ 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

~ When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

~ To err is coder. To conceal it is supercoder.

~ When there's a will, I want to be in it.

~ I'm on a See Food diet, whenever I see food I start eating.

~ Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

~ No one is perfect. Apart from google ofcourse.

~ My income seems to be the only thing I can't live without or within.

~ A day without sunshine is like night.

~ If at first you don't succeed, coding is right for you.

~ Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code.

~ If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

~ Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

~ Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going?

~ The three most dangerous things are a programmer with a soldering iron, a manager who codes, and a user who gets ideas.

~ I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde

~ A girl can be poor in history but great on dates!

~ When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

~ Me n my girlfriend have similar taste; she finds chocolates sweet n so do I.

~ Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

~ All generalizations are false, including this one.

~ I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

~ Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

~ Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

~ Sometimes I wish life had subtitles!

~ Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!

~ The best things in life aren't things.

~ Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

~ Some goals are so worthy, it's glorious even to fail.

~ I disclaim my disclaimer!